A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within 24 hours, otherwise punishable with a vicious open hand slap or kick to the testicles.
Subject 1: "If that asshole doesn't turn does his music, I'm going to shit on face."

Subject 2: "Manchester..."
by Zimmdog October 06, 2011

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When you say you are going to do something and someone Manchesters you, you have to do it or you get kicked in the nuts.
I'm gonna take a shit in your gloves." "Manchester."
by kunz1033 December 15, 2010

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Manchester (gunchester) is a great place, even though every fucker thinks they are a gangsta ''yo gran give us a tenner for a bud''. ''Ee-yar go and ask Steve if he's got a spare cig until tomorra
Wanna go to Manchester tomorrow?
Not Manchester, I'll probably get shot.
by Sweetielover October 03, 2015

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The use of male breasts, i.e., bitch tits, for intercourse.
I totally gave Meat Loaf the Manchester of his life last night!
by gynecomast October 06, 2009

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A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.
World famous?

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by Brigante June 11, 2005

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What bullshit about the second city - according to Wikipedia Machester is actually the UK's 9th city

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Manchester a dirty grim mill town.
by Anthony H Wilson August 30, 2008

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Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
by Cornish Gem January 28, 2011

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