the wannabe Second City of the UK. it's not even a third of the size of Birmingham, in fact it's not even the 3rd biggest city of the UK. it has 2 footy teams, with one wearing red and brainwashing little children to become glory hunters and not give a toss about their local team. it is officially the most violent city in the UK (even being nicknamed ''Gunchester'') has the highest ASBO rate in the UK. for some reason the government bums Manchester and gives them loadsa money to build some white elephant buildings (probs cuz their all glory hunters too) that the cultureless people will probably end up burning down. all mancs will talk like Liam Gallacher and end up in at least one bar-brawl a week, they'll scrounge off benefits and have at least 12 children who will end up breeding with eachother by the time they're 13 and spawn more ASBO babies. the capital city of Chav Land.
1) has no one bulldozed mnchester already

2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester

3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester

4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth
by Adrian_18 November 12, 2005
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A "Manchester" is the act of calling a friend or acquaintance on a statement they made. When a person states definitively that they will perform an action, anyone within earshot can call "Manchester!"

After the call, the callee must either perform the act or receive a swift punch in the stomach.

Originated at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology on BSB 1 in 2008-2009.
Andy: "I'm going to go do jumping jacks naked on the frozen lake!"

(At this point, Andy either does jumping jacks naked on a frozen lake, or gets punched.)
by Thron January 07, 2010
MANCHESTER IS GREAT! even though it is an absolute shed.
NO, we dont all talk like Liam Gallagher, most of us do though.
NO, we arent all chavs. most of us are though.
NO, we dont all possess guns. most of us do though.
NO, we dont all have ASBO's. most of us do though.
and NO we do not say "my kid"

it's "our kid"
you get me?!
bloke from manchester: "y'alright are kid?"
another bloke from manchester: "sound mate, sound."
by mickie and lickie February 04, 2009
Manchester is a city with a population of 400,00, making it England's 6th largest city.

More famous for Manchester United than anything else. It is a common misnoma in international circles that Manchester is in fact in London.

Often the name Manchester is used to refer to the county in which it is situated, Greater Manchester. This annoys residents of equally independent towns and cities in Greater Manchester, such as Bolton, Wigan and Oldham, who each boast a rich history also.

A resident of Manchester is known as a "Mancunian". They are typified by their strange loyalty to Manchester. Often waylaying people from other cities to tell them all about Manchester. See Terry Christian.

The North's main airport is near Manchester however. Passengers from larger, but equidistant cities, such as Leeds, Liverpool and Sheffield, have bolstered the figures of Manchester Airport to make it one of Europe's largest and busiest.
After London, Birmingham, Leeds, Glasgow, Liverpool and Sheffield, Manchester is Egland's 6th and the UK's 7th largest/most important city.
by Hello Newman August 28, 2006
Manchester is by far the best city in the UK.

Home to the Printworks, the Trafford Centre and Manchester arndale and famous for two premiership teams Manchester United and Manchester City.
Best looking people!
Manchester is sick!
by asfoghrnldf February 09, 2010
A northern, working class industrial and cultural city with a wide variety of people. One of the key cities in the industrial revolution, and the backbone of the country. Despite being smaller than a lot of other cities, an inordiately large amount of industry and talent and culture comes out of manchester, most definitely the capital of the north.

Canberra is the capital of Au, but smaller than Sydney. Go figure.
There is often a debate as to what is the 2nd city in the uk - Birmingham or london. Behind Manchester, of course.
by northern and proud March 27, 2009
The second city of a funny place called England. Quite wet, but more welcoming and friendy than london.
manchester is so what if its raining for the 15th day in a row.
by Hanny February 28, 2005
basically the ultimate dare; you can not turn these down, or you will be punched in the chest as hard as the person that manchestered you can punch.
"I'm going to stick this up your ass"
by santersss May 20, 2010
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