a Manchester United top
red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and
will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.
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Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
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Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They
will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
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Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many
will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
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Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds
will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
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Red’s favourite Player
will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player