Statistically, it has been proven that all Mancs can be put into at least one of the following five catagories (although some fit all):
Limited by a tiny gene pool, Mancs spend their time robbing, shooting, taking drugs and having sex with children. As well as being cursed with incredibly annoying nasal voices, they are stunted in growth by years of inbreeding.
Howard Shipman, Bernard Manning, Terry Christian, Mick Hucknall, Myra Hindley, Ian Brady
Be sure to visit Salford and Gorton they are both lovely places NOT!