The majestic manatee in it's natural state. Being fat and fucking up everything.
2. also see: gayrab.
3. also see: keyboardracer.
4. a blowhard that attempts skateboard in swimming pools. also known to complain about every skatepark built pool or bowl. known to whine when in the presence of all waterfalls. typically can't climb out of any shallow end unless stairs are built in.
Chris: Get out! He actually showed up to a race?
Mike: Yes! I couldn't believe it. The manatee will never stand on the podium. He talks so much b.s. but he can't ever backup anything. It's a wonder he's not locked up as a 5150 case. What a nutjob.
Chris: You are 100% correct. Why, just the other day, he was up to his usual troll activity on my website forum again.
Both: What a flamer.
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.
Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.
The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.
Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.
On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.
The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.