|1.||Evil Unibrow Man|
A very evil man with a unibrow who looks like this >:D
Can be very dangerous. Approach at your own risk.
Warning: Some Evil Unibrow Mans can be too sexy to look at. 2 k3wl 4 skool.
To join the Evil Unibrow Man army, contact |-|/-\|\||\|/-\|-| or |\/||R/-\/-\|_ or Z00|\/|.
Look! There's an Evil Unibrow Man! He is way too sexy for me!
|2.||One Man Army|
A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.
Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.
The most experienced, disciplined and loyal army in the world. Truly the Best.
Plus, unlike the Americans, we do not blow up our allies in combat!!!
The British army is the best
A guy (well, there's only ONE Soprano Man) with a kickass voice (can sing the soprano part) and even more kickass hair (blond afro.) Soprano Man should be worshipped, especially his comic.
You will join my mindless army of Soprano Man fans.
It's a tenor! It's an alto! No! It's...Danananananananan Soprano Man!
In reference to the U.S. Army: A branch of the U.S. military that specializes in ground combat involving infantry and armor units, though does use marine vessels and various air-crafts. They also employ airborne troopers such as the 75th Rangers. Enlistment offers many benefits such as the G.I. Bill, various opportunities to learn important skills for careers, a sense of patriotic pride, etc. Despite the many disputes concerning which branch of the U.S. military is "better", one must realize that all branches are cogs in a machine, and without one, the others could function to their full potential... Except for the National Guard, fuck those pussies.
Me: So I've finally enlisted in the Army.
Friend A: Nice! I just joined the Air Force, so if you need a strafing run, just call.
Friend B: I got accepted into the Naval Academy.
Me: Damn man, good job. Now then, if only we had a friend in the Marine Corps. We would have every branch covered.
Friend A: What about the National Guard?
Me: What about those pussies?
All start laughing.
|6.||One Man Eiffel Tower|
Originating from the french "Eiffel Tower" and the act of "Eiffel Towering" a sexy bitch with your homie, the "one man eiffel tower" can only be described as a heroic act of bravery, leadership, and solo superiority. It is when the dude is lying on his back, wearing a strap on, with the girl straddling him and giving him head (on his real dick). He then procedes to have stick the strap on in the girls butt, while at the same time reaching both his feet and hands in the air, touching them together to form an old fashioned eiffel tower! (male body is ground, legs and arms are sides of tower, and girl is the bridge).
Me and my bro were eiffel towering this bitch, when he decided to pass out on me. Because I'm the man and I fear nothing, I took on the act of the one man eiffel tower. She didn't know what hit her.
"Bro, what happened last night"
"I pulled off a one man eiffel tower"
"Yea, I eiffel towered a girl by myself, using a strap on"
"Dude, thats fucked up"
Created by 914 native and serial fudge packer
1. A one-man war is when one person fights against an opponent consisting of several people by himself/herself.
2. It can also be used figuratively, to say a person is fighting against a matter that other people supports by himself/herself, at least with a lack of support for his/her opinion.
1. "He launched a one-man war against police."
2. "He launched a one-man war against graffiti."