| 1. | man time | ||
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a phrase used when a man needs to separate himself from his girl and hangout with his guys in solitude, away from all the women drama.
Man time is a given for every man of life and can not be dictated by a women by how much time he spends away from her. Anything that involves no women. Any sports, watching television, playing poker, fantasy sports, fighting, playing video games, debating hot women, drug dealing, gambling, drinking, etc.
Woman, I am bouncing from this joint for some man time among my boys. (Not to be assumed with homosexuality) |
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| 2. | man time | ||
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when a man wants time in the company of only himself or other members of the male species.
Key man time activities are games console playing, beer drinking, eyebrow plucking, chest waxing, porn watching, todger inspection, mirror posing, sport watching, pube counting, pile poking and many more. Man time can also be used as a cover story for general sleazebag behaviour and cheating. Here's my credit card, why don't you go and buy yourself something nice whilst I get a bit of man time in.
Hey won't your girlfriend wonder where you are? no, she thinks I'm having man time, she won't suspect a thing! |
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| 3. | African Man Time | ||
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Time zone utilized my many Africans that involves arriving at events (weddings, birthdays, etc.) about two hours later than billed on the invitation Ex: you are cordially invited to the wedding of ____ to start promptly at 5PM on Saturday the ____.
The caterers arrive at 6PM, and the people to set up arrive at 6.30PM. Guests begin trickling in around 7.30PM. (Everyone assumes African Man Time) |
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| 4. | Man Time | ||
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Any period of time spent in the company of fellow men which involves manly activities. It is only man time if two requirements are fulfilled: 1. You are with other men (no sissys or douchebags) 2. You are doing things that men do. Mantime includes but is not limited to: fishing, hunting, cooking steaks, getting drunk and punching girls in the stomach, watching sports, killing a cow with your bare hands and eating it, shopping at canadian tire or any local hardware store, wondering around high on drugs and alcohol, extracting your own bullet from your flesh, making a fire with no supplies. hunting grizzly bears with your hands, shark fishing with nothing but a spear, chopping wood then using it to build a hut, making repairs and improvements to your demolition derby car 1. "Hey Dave what are you doing?". "Nothing." "Man Time in 15 minutes?" "Fucking Eh"
2. "Lets head to Canadian Tire and get the ball rolling on this man time. I need a new knife, gun, and fishing rod" 3. "Hold my angus steak while I show this 10 foot grizzly bear what man time is all about." |
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| 5. | man hour | ||
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A time to do manly things. Grab a beer, it's man hour.
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| 6. | kebab man | ||
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a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done. "the kebab man had serious B.O"
"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning" "no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!" |
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| 7. | shoe time | ||
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The time after one gets extremely intoxicated and has the the urge to take off his or her clothes and cover his or her privates with a shoe, then proceeds to run wildly in a panic state and scream out SHOE TIME! SHOE TIME! Can be performed inside or outside although outside is much more liberating Jon came home naked and winded with just a shoe after evading the police when performing Shoe Time through an intersection at 2am
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