| 43. | Man City | ||
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Manchester City Football Club, now the richest football club in the world. Owned by billionaires who think that they are playing Football Manager rather than actually running a football team. They are paying ridiculous amounts of money for mediocre players, and generally ruining football. But they didn't sign Kaka, because Kaka actually has some sense. Hopefully they will fail miserably along with the rest of the overpaid arseholes in the Premiership. News reporter: "And in football news, Man City have made an £18 million bid for Titus Bramble"
Real football fan: *slaps head* |
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| 44. | ghost man | ||
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A person that covers a base when you are playing kick ball and you don't have enough players on your team. Their abilities are the same as yours depending on your skills on running to the base. The ghost man on first base ran the wrong way when I ran from home to third base. Idiot.
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| 45. | one man rape | ||
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When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team.
Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match. "Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"
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| 46. | man utd | ||
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A gay night club
named after the english football team no example for man utd
it is just gay |
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| 47. | Wing man university | ||
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A situation or place where you can educate your friend on being a good wing man. Friend: "So who is rolling with us to the city?" Yourself "Just Maurice, its wing man university tonight!" We are teaching young Maurice here the intricacies of being a good wing man. Remember being a good wing man is a necessary skill, and much appreciated by your friends!
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| 48. | Handless Man-gina | ||
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When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment. "That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."
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| 49. | Fat man relay | ||
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An event in high school men's track-and-field that normally takes place before the actual 4x400 relay. Each relay sqaud requires shot putters from that team to run one leg of the relay without dropping the baton (either one lap on an indoor track or 100 meters on an outdoor track). Very entertaining and comical. The winner takes home a pizza. Dude, our shot putters just won the fat man relay...wish I could have some of their pizza...
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