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An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!
by Rich F December 10, 2006
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He who goes out of his way to please, for fear of being "uncool".
The mantool gave his dog a blow job because his friends told him to.
by George W. Bush May 14, 2003
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A slang term for male genitalia.
"Suck my mantool!"
by Frank December 20, 2002
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A person who has lots of sex with a school.
That mantool spends so much time at school its disgusting.
by Rika Suave May 14, 2003
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"Mantool" is the word for male genitalia used exclusively by London's finest gentlemen. It has neither to do anything with men nor with tools, but comes from the Latin word "mentula" meaning the exactly same thing.
Earnest:"Won’t you come and take seat here on my mantool, Gwendolen?."
Gwendolen:"Why, certainly! That would be quite comfortable. That would be exactly what I need right now, Earnest."
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