monkey man
monkey man by Sharpley December 16, 2007
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In the spring of 2001, in New Delhi India, people began to report strange sightings and attacks of a 'monkey-man.'The police released a corny cartoonish sketch of the monkey-like attacker, who 'had claws for hands,' and went about jumping around the streets and alleys attacking innocent people as they slept. Fear and paranoia struck New Delhi as hundreds of reports came in about monkey-man attacks. Neighbors formed vigilante groups, the police formed a special unit, and politicians accused pakistan of sending a robot spy. All of this took place, reported on CNN, ABC, NBC, and David Letterman even had a top ten list about the nefarious Monkey-Man of India. People actually died. People were injured, but to this day, nobody really knows what 'monkey-man' really was. Later police, after taking part in the hysteria themselves, declared Monkey-Man a hoax.
Monkey Man by sternwise September 30, 2006
Monkey Man
Monkey Man by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020
Monkey Man
The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.
Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"
Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"
Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"
Monkey Man by Shano October 26, 2006
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monkey man by lob February 24, 2005
retarded waste of monkey-man juice
Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.
- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!
- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
retarded waste of monkey-man juice by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008
monkey man
the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"
monkey man by Tess October 24, 2004