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When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol
"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"

by Profius March 29, 2008
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A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
by Ellen Bancroft June 11, 2006
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A Blow Job / A Hummer / Head

Woman Like Flowers Guys Like Blow Jobs
The Missus Gave Me Man Flowers for Xmas it was a real Hummer
by Fleshdevice January 07, 2012
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The moment when a guy, bends over in front of you in his birthday suit and you can see his penis hanging down to the ground; the testicals looliing like the lower leave on a flower leading up to the viewing of the star-shaped anus the looks like a sunflower. (the more hairy the anus are the better the flower looks)
I walked in to the bathroom and a guy was bent over with no clothes on; i saw his manflower! lmao
by oedipus complex extreme August 16, 2015
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The errect male cock
My man flower was in full bloom when I saw that little slut in that whore dress of hers.
by Ali T April 24, 2003
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1. A flaming homosexual of the male variety. So extreme in his ways of the pixy life no one can help but notice his fairy. . .-ness.

2. Someone who is suspected to be a fairy, a queer, a fag, a shaft slapping homo.

3. A term that simply is used as an insult.

4. The cock, the shaft, an erect penis.
Ex.
1. I've only seen a man flower in heat grab as much ass as that slut.

2. Dude, have you heard the way he talks, hes fuckin' gotta be a man flower.

3. You dumbass. . . .<under breath>- What a man-flower.

4. Slap my man-flower you beesh, slap it long, hard and slap it fast.
by Ashen Skies. September 19, 2003
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Anytime a woman gets a man, a man gift, or suprise that has a positive affect, in an unselfish, unsuspecting way that speaks volumes about how much she realy cares.
I had plans to watch the ND, UCLA football game. I was running late only to find out that the game selection had changed due to ND sucking. I had already given up and went to grab a beer. I turned around and the game was on. My wife bought the game for me for 21.95 on pay per view. I did not think about that option. I had never used it. I said wow you got me Manflowers, cause I know how much you hate football.
by Brian Patrick October 15, 2007
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