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Corn Man 

Porno king extraordinaire with the ability to manipulate his phallus to do practically anything. He is often associated with vegeporn star Eggplant Man.
Check out Corn Man, he just shot a cum grenade at this chick.
Corn Man by Yom August 22, 2003

Corn man 

A dude that just constantly says/does corny shi. If you get called a corn man you should reiterate you’re whole existence
If u say “without me” if someone’s getting in the shower u r in face a CORN MAN
Corn man by anonymous February 9, 2023

Corn man 

A person who's dance is really silly
Look at this corn man, he's so goofy!
Corn man by N25_CT13 May 23, 2023

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner 

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

Small man in the corner 

Typically used to describe Manuel . He dwells in the corner as he feels it is his safe space. And he’s small. He is often described as a shook yute, batty boy or pussio. Thinks he was born on roads but in reality comes from Wimbledon.
Did you see that small man in the corner?

Yes indeed, it was Manuel, what a small man.