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57.
The acronym MAN is derived from marines, army, navy. Defining the select few from monmouth country New Jersey who have at least had serious discussions with their parents about joining the marines, army, or the navy. Requirements for a MAN include not having a sister living in your house, must chew tobacco, wear flannels, say whatever you want at the dinner table, work out at NRG fitness, must drive a truck, and your dog must be your best friend(a dog is a MANS best friend). Although the spotting of a MAN is common for some, it is uncommon to spot a MAN outside of NRG fitness. A MAN might not be conscious of everyday trials and tribulations because their minds are focused calorie, protein, and creatine intake. Only the fittest of the MANS will survive is the slogan they live by.
Who is a MAN’s favorite football player?
Peyton MANning!

What do you call a M.A.N. with two legs and two arms?
A MAN!

What do you call an angry MAN?
A MAD MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite sandwich?
A MANwich!

What do you call a MAN deprived of protein?
A pencil neck MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite beer?
MAN CANS!

What is a MAN’s favorite under water beast?
A MANatee !

Who is a MANS favorite boxer?
George ForeMAN !!

Who is a MANS favorite female celebrity?
MANdy Moore!

What is a MANS favorite college?
MANhattan College!

What is the most prestigious construction position for a MAN?
A MANager!

Who is a MANS favorite singer?
Barry MANalow!

MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
by M DOUBLE YU February 03, 2009
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58.
Man
Man: Mysoginistic Asshole Nigger = MAN
No further explanation needed = MAN
by NEVEREXPLAINYOURSELFTOMAN October 23, 2010
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59.
man
A sentence suffix which, when added, makes anyone sound like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski".
Four score and seven years ago, man. - A. Lincoln

I have a dream, man. - MLK

To be or not to be? That is the question, man. - Wm. Shakespeare
by levine2112 February 08, 2012
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60.
The prefix added to a word to make it manlier, as in manpurse (a manly purse), manswer (a manly answer) and mancave (a manly cave or place for a group of men).

Special note: Sometimes it is necessary to replace the first syllable of the word for man- as in the example, manwich, a manly sandwich which contains a unusual amount of meat.
Sally: Geez Joe, do you always masterbate in a pool of sharks while juggling flaming chainsaws?

Joe: Don't you know anything? I'm not masterbating, I'm MAN-sterbating!
by ghostsquad October 06, 2011
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61.
Noun

Meaning my boys
My mans an nem are gonna meet me at the party.
by Urbanfox March 07, 2007
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62.
man
Someone who wouldn't make the following mistakes:

The "Dear editor" entry for the definition of "man" endorses descrimination, despite quoting the rules: "Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it".

"90% are useless, worthless arseholes" - that applies not to men, but rather to users of urban dictionary, which is a small subset of "people".

The entry is also duplicated several times.
Man: I am a man.

Woman: Yes I can see that and I am very impressed.
by E Way October 22, 2012
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63.
Man
Male humans of the human species. They are characterized as hairless, skinny primates are are significantly weaker than other mammals around their size. Despite their physical weakness, humans have reached to the point of being one of Earth's Apex predators, predators with no natural predators of their own. Humans overpopulate the Earth, with a number exceeding 6.9 billion, and continues to destroy the Earth's natural resources to the point where it cannot contain life. They live in all places of the Earth where land is and have also traveled to the Earth's moon.
There are 101 male humans to 100 female humans in the world. https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html
by Poo chan November 16, 2011
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