Sentient creature only good for two things: money and amusement.

Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.

Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.

This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.

Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Female 1: What ever is that thing over there?

Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?

Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.

Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.

Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
by Soluus May 27, 2010
A derogatory term for someone who is being unfair, stupid, idiotic, asshole-like, monstrous etc...
Man can refer to both males and females.
Ugh, he/she is such a man!
What a man!!!
Could he be any manlier!?
Some people can be such men!
by KittyKats March 26, 2008
male

A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.

Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.

If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
Girl: Go mow the lawn, you worthless man!!!
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
Man: Men can be divided into many groups by religion,race and culture all over the world

U.S.A empty headed porn obsessed,snuff obsessed p2 p sharing paedophiles or budding paedophiles

Lituainia: A dirty country with the most rascist people on earth..

Chechnya: Even worse.

Russia: Dont bother.

China: Only aborts female babies.

Japan: It is not illegal to view naked images of young girls in a sexual context online..maybe thats why there are so many americans there!

Vietnam: Some are in your soup (women)

Africa: The same.African sisters work hard but don't stand up to their man,who can have several wives and not only that DO NOT WORK.EVER.

France: Smelly cheesey cock.

Germany: STDS and BAD BREATH.

Sweden: The worst workplace womans rights ever.

Switzerland: The Same.

Ireland: Men can have as many prostitutes as the please.

England: Famous for using their wives heads as rugby balls.

Scotland the same.

Wales: even worse.and its overrun by throwbacks to the middle ages.. :(

White: Not always the ''CATCH'..Can be prone to passing on S.T.D.S..White men are staticallay known for their over use of prostitutes and are highly oversexed..In ''White'' culture it is okay for a man to have many girlfriends and or prostitutes,but not for his white girlfriend..if she tries shit on she might get beat up by the mean girls who worship STD infested COCK.

Wierd HUH?...I KNOW!
Black guys: Very beast animal like very much in the physical dimension(hey im not being rascist i am half black and half white)..They will hit pussy ..any pussy..

Asian Guys: Sterotypically known as neantherthals and mysoginists not all are but some are real nasty in some parts of the world it is okay for an asian man to beat a woman to death..even if she is not in the wrong,this is typically done by the cousins of the spouse and the spouse himself and of course the male elders and the bitter female matriarch..who in some cases sets the whole thing up..

Men are the reason for the oppression of women all over the world and still are opressing them even in developed countries like the U.S.A..Demand EQUAL PAY
by EVILVILLAGEPEOPLE October 23, 2010
A man is a very evil person. They only think about getting some. They are all cheaters and liars.
A man is like a horny dog
by katie wv August 15, 2008
A dildo that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
The man should be eradicated
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
n. unbeknownst slave to a woman. One who thinks he is in control of everything but really is not. Possesses intelligence inferior to that of a woman. Usually an asshole and should be trained to obey at all costs.
Her man is whipped.
She owns her man.
That man is an asshole.
by BMaria June 29, 2005

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