Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
#useless #arsehole #antisocial #egotistical #egocentric #selfish #antifeminist #masculist #masculinist #patriarchal #chauvinistic #sexist #walking abortion #transphobia #homophobia #worthless #regressive #liar #hypocrite #sociopath
A man is a very evil person. They only think about getting some. They are all cheaters and liars.
A man is like a horny dog
#hurtful #stupid #annoying #sometimes loving #rude
by katie wv August 15, 2008
The total opposite of a woman.
1. snips and snails and puppy-dog tails
2. lazy—just sits on the coach and watches ESPN all day
3. burps
4. farts
5. reads the newspaper in the bathroom
6. doesn’t like to discuss love, romance or relationships
7. has a very short term memory vs a woman’s long-term memory
8. uses left-brain logic vs a woman’s right-wing compassion
9. moody
10. obsessed with violence
11. often seen sitting down while his woman tries on every outfit in the store
12. passive
13. causes war
14. dishonest
15. nonstop thoughts of sex
16. sex is physical for a man while emotional for a woman
17. visual stimulation vs a woman’s emotional stimulation
18. will do anything to get what he wants
19. egocentric
20. emotionless
21. can’t commit to a long-term relationship
22. insecure
A man isnt a man until he has a woman. Period.
#pervert #passive #nonemotional #aggresive #oblivious
by krock1dk December 06, 2007
The inferior of the 2 sexes.
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
theres a man
man - testicles and penis
by jd February 19, 2005
MAN: A CREDIT STEALER,VEIN,SELFISH,SCUMBAG,HATER,BITTER,EVIL,CONNIVING,LIAR,REVENGEFUL,DEFENSIVE,BIG,EATER,FRIDGE INHALER,EATS EVERYTHING,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR FIGURE,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR BOTOX,EVIL,BASTARD,DIES BEFORE YOU BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 40 YEARS..AND ON A MAN BUDGET WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE.

MEN STEAL THE WORKPLACE,LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING,IF FOUND OUT GET SERIOUSLY FIRED FOR THEIR GAMES,AND PUT MORE ENERGY INTO THEIR STUPID ASS GAMES THEN WORK.
TRY TO PUSH WOMEN OUT WHEN THEY ARE ON MATERNITY LEAVE..MANIPULATIVE JERK OFFS
DO NOT TRUST A MAN.

A MAN WILL AGE YOU BEYOND BELIEF.

THEY SMELL BAD.

CHEAP DEODRANT.

ROUGH SKIN.

BAD ATTITUDES.

PATHOLOGICAL LIARS.

EVIL.

BALLS.
#man #evil #bastard #mysoginist #manipulative #jerk offs #will get fired.
by LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR October 23, 2010
Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
#useless #arsehole #antisocial #egotistical #egocentric #selfish #antifeminist #masculist #masculinist #patriarchal #chauvinistic #sexist #walking abortion #transphobia #homophobia #worthless #regressive #liar #hypocrite #sociopath
A "man" is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausible, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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#sex #porn #neanderthal #uncivilized #insane
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
An object used for the amusement of women.

Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
I was so bored, so I decided to make my man lick my pussy and then I made it mow the lawn.
#object #dildo #worthless #inferior #sextoy #obsolete #cum doner
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
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