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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
Male of the human species.

Often attached to by a woman - see parasite.
There is a man, look see the woman trying to feed off it....
by happycamper February 08, 2004
something that always makes me smile, seems to efforlessly make me get some crazy-assed bubbles in the pit of my stomach, who is really funny, cute and adorable and always seems to have some defining trait in him that makes him absolutely perfect, no matter which man in the world that he is
"i love that man"
by mansmuggler January 13, 2004
There are a few types of men i will explain all of them

Man 1: a type of person who is obsessed with having sex with women usually having sex with about 12 before getting maried to a women who at times will love him but when one bad thing happens will bring up all past falures as weapons against him until he is turned into the bad guy at the end of the fight this is comprised of most normel men.

Man 2: a womanizer someone who destroys womens trust in men because he has been wronged in the past by women normally posted as bad guys in Romantic comedies and such but all because of women that other women must suffer strange indeed.

Man 3: The type of man who might turn womanizer because he is such a gentleman that he has complete trust that women will treat him nice if he treats them nice they are on extremely low supply do to the fact that women that find these diamonds normally dont know what they found until they have created another womanizer who is soulbent on destroying women who have destroyed him.
Man 1: Man im gonna get some pussy tonight
(10 years later)

Man 1: were has my life gone ive had sex with 10 girls and am married to the biggest bitch in the world.

Man 2: Hello sexy how you doing tonight
Ignorant Women: oh my goodness your a real man
Next day
Ignorant Women: OH NO HE LEFT. (cries over her deception)

Man 3: My love it is for you that i wish to praise myself iternally to.
Bitch: Yea right im leaving you your clearly a fake.
by The truth about Man February 25, 2010
A word that can be placed on the end of almost any other word to make it a poor and pathetic offence.
Stu: 'Hey santi do you want some sugar?'
Santi: 'Ohhhh, yea please!'
Stu: Alright calm down.... Sugar-man!'

Jake: 'Yim, do you want anything from the cantien?'
Yim: 'Ohh yea please, can you get me a pasty some pasta and two cakes?'
Jake: 'Sure... Fat-man!'

Santi: 'Woah, Jake look at your beard!'
Jake: 'Yea i know, i didnt have time to shave this morning'
Santi: 'Hah... Overdeveloped-man!'
by Yim C October 08, 2006
1. an adult male human
2. humans collectively
3. a male lover
4. a worker
5. an unseen force which controls our lives, much like Big Brother.
6. prefix indicating homoerotic behavior in a heterosexual context
1. "She?" I'm a man.
2. Man walked on the moon over 30 years ago.
3. She thinks she needs a man.
4. We're short two men.
5. It's the man trying to keep us down.
6. I don't need to hear about your mancrush.
by xyzzy September 06, 2005
verb. - to show power, to assert one's dominance, to defeat, to humiliate
Jerry: Yeah, so anyway, I started using this new shampoo, and...
Tim: Dude, shut the fuck up, no one cares!
Rick: Wow, dude you just got manned.
by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 02, 2010
1. Male human beings

2. A group, like any other, needs to be taken one at a

time. Some are assholes, like their female counterparts, and others are gentlemen. Have lots of testosterone, so scientifically, think about violence and sex more than women. Not all the time. Again, we may think of sex more than females, but not every single waking moment of our lives.

3. The gender that is bashed constantly on here by feminazis who ruin the feminist belief, mainly because of the misogynists on this site who write stupid sex acts. I can bet my life that these "men" are not really "men" at all, but horny 12 year old boys behind a computer screen.

Ladies, before you judge, there are multiple definitions of men themselves (me included) who protest and are against these definitions. Saying "all men are sexist assholes" is a chauvinistic comment on it's own. Two wrongs don't make a right.
Mary hates all 3 billion men on the planet because a bunch of horny 13 year old virgins wrote misogynistic "definitions" on some website called "Urbandictionary.com".

See closed minded

And now, I must use the word "man" in my example.
by I. Hate. Making. Namessssss. August 22, 2010