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home boy(s), friend(s), mate(s), people you hang around with.
ive got bare mans up my yard OR my mans chatting shit
by tom and steve October 25, 2003
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Someone who wouldn't make the following mistakes:

The "Dear editor" entry for the definition of "man" endorses descrimination, despite quoting the rules: "Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it".

"90% are useless, worthless arseholes" - that applies not to men, but rather to users of urban dictionary, which is a small subset of "people".

The entry is also duplicated several times.
Man: I am a man.

Woman: Yes I can see that and I am very impressed.
by E Way October 22, 2012
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A derogatory term for someone who is being unfair, stupid, idiotic, asshole-like, monstrous etc...
Man can refer to both males and females.
Ugh, he/she is such a man!
What a man!!!
Could he be any manlier!?
Some people can be such men!
by KittyKats March 26, 2008
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n. unbeknownst slave to a woman. One who thinks he is in control of everything but really is not. Possesses intelligence inferior to that of a woman. Usually an asshole and should be trained to obey at all costs.
Her man is whipped.
She owns her man.
That man is an asshole.
by BMaria June 29, 2005
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The inferior of the 2 sexes.
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
theres a man
man - testicles and penis
by jd February 19, 2005
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A man is a very evil person. They only think about getting some. They are all cheaters and liars.
A man is like a horny dog
by katie wv August 15, 2008
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The source of this planet’s greatest achievements and greatest destructions. A creature that lives and breathes for his family and self. Doesn’t mind working more than half of his life as long as he sees his beautiful wife and kids happy.

Treats a woman as his equal complement. Respects his mom and dad, an asset to the society; well-mannered and polite to other people but won’t hesitate to kick your ass the moment you try to fuck him up.

Always walks with confidence, not only because he has fortune, fame and power but also because he knows he has the respect of the people surrounding him. Acts as if he has the biggest dick in the room and no one argues about it.

Woman’s greatest hero or greatest villain. Poses as a big challenge for females making them want to have sex with him even more. Will do anything for a woman that he loves and loves him back. Finds deep pleasure when his dick is getting suck by a woman and doesn’t mind licking that woman’s pussy after. A being born with two heads and always has a problem of which one to use.

He is the planet’s most dangerous creature. A beast that only gets stronger when being wounded; Half angel half devil. A combination of macho man, bad boy and good boy. A being that won’t hesitate to destroy anyone that threatens his family. The main character on books read by parents for their children every night that saves everyone during distress and takes home the girl to live happily ever after — while fucking her at the same time.
Example #1

Jenna: I hate that man sometimes. But I still love fucking him when he comes home and brings all the good stuff.

Example #2

Curious Lisa: Why do you like getting head so much?

Tom: Because I’m a man. That's why.

Example #3

Enlightened guru: No one really knows what’s the real definition of a man, you just have to see him to believe it.
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