1. A Male (Human)

to be brief, 90% of the definitions of man have been putting-down men. some of them say this is ok, because "men have wrote shti about women"

well
1. do you really want to go down to the level of insults?
if you do, be my guest, just dont involve me

2. there HAVE BEEN POSITIVE DEFINITIONS. dont agree weith me? HOW ABOUT YOU READ THEM
what i am-A MAN

not a "pissed of, determined girl"

i am a MALE

I say what I Mean, when i Need/Want to, and USE MY HEAD.
(you think guys are stupid? how many female Einstines have ther been? Abe lincolns? Jesuses? NONE. 0. ZIPPO ZILCH NADA CERO.

that, is all I have to say
by dddavidp December 18, 2010
Baby-maker and/or sex toy.
Should be tied to a bed at all times for convenience and to avoid havoc.
Cindy walks into her home to find it flithy and destroyed, "Oh shit the man escaped again"
by Um_of_Umbridge November 04, 2010
a gender of the human species wich porn occipies 90% of his brain

a word guys use wen they say hello to their fellow frinds
the useless man watched porn last nite..
hey man,watz up!
by 4got wat my name is October 13, 2005
Something you say when everything goes wrong.
Man, this just sucks.
by Colony September 20, 2003
A man is someone who frequently doesn't phone or send an email when they say they will. This definition excludes: good husbands, brothers and fathers.
Man say's "I'll get back to on that you tomorrow."

Man say's "I'll call you at 9:30." (then doesn't)
by Womankind December 09, 2009
Man

Man: How does a boy become a man usually by dissassociation..cutting off from the family,expected to challenge authourity,be aggressive,and manipulative at an early age..this is tolerated and encouraged by elders in most societies.

A boy then watches porn with his friends talks about 'hating' girls etc...Couple this with dissassociation from family the first cut off point is the mother,to become a man one must dissassociate from his emotions,become distanced from them and rely being a dick instead.

Not much has changed most boys are encouraged to behave in such a manner and it is even applauded!

Throughout the ages,man's identity has been synonymous with 'woman',usually the dominance and abuse of woman is part of forming his identity(in some way shape or form regardless of who the man is ,he may rely on being an immature boy or being a complete manipulative dick either way)his difference from 'woman' is his only claim to be a man..
Most men are not even man enough..more like a bunch of dater boys and full of shit
by porndaterrrrrrrrrrr November 02, 2010
Man; doesn't appreciate how delicate a woman is..talks about porn..violent porn and wants to beat you down and push all your buttons until your whole face is a pile of wrinkles resembling that of a testicle..

I CHOOSE LIFE I CHOOSE BOTOX AND FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!
Men can be mean and vain and think they are great..most cannot even do their jobs as well as the average woman and they KNOW IT TOO..Women are more eager to please and get the job done with a smile..Far better and less agressive collegues who can always be counted on to sort a man size mess..
by NASTYVIOLENTPORNHOLICS October 23, 2010
a "man" can be defined by one of these three terms

1) dork

2) jerk

3) taken

I could go years before meeting an eligible man.
by dmannyjojo December 28, 2005

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