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A guy who has gotten laid. Before a guy ever has sex, he is considered a boy, not a man.
"I was 18 when I became a man."
by A_Dude September 06, 2013
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A misunderstood creature in this heedless world. He seeks to find happiness, so he chases wealth, power, fame and love of women endlessly in despair and emptiness. The society around him targets him as a primary audience, because he is suppose to be the "bread bringer," so he is constantly expose to the lies of pornography, lottery, get rich schemes, scams.... and even after so many ventures, tends to hide his discomfort and pain, because society told him that "a real man doesn't cry." He wants to be a great son, a loving husband, provider, sustain-er, protector and a compassionate father, but is often misunderstood by the opposite gender as one and the same and acquires labels such as pimp, playa, perv.....His life is forever empty.... He live only through the eyes of others, so he ventures his entire life just so he can be called a man.
He will be a fine man one day

Be a man

Man up
by Failure that does hardwork April 14, 2013
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Man: Men can be divided into many groups by religion,race and culture all over the world

U.S.A empty headed porn obsessed,snuff obsessed p2 p sharing paedophiles or budding paedophiles

Lituainia: A dirty country with the most rascist people on earth..

Chechnya: Even worse.

Russia: Dont bother.

China: Only aborts female babies.

Japan: It is not illegal to view naked images of young girls in a sexual context online..maybe thats why there are so many americans there!

Vietnam: Some are in your soup (women)

Africa: The same.African sisters work hard but don't stand up to their man,who can have several wives and not only that DO NOT WORK.EVER.

France: Smelly cheesey cock.

Germany: STDS and BAD BREATH.

Sweden: The worst workplace womans rights ever.

Switzerland: The Same.

Ireland: Men can have as many prostitutes as the please.

England: Famous for using their wives heads as rugby balls.

Scotland the same.

Wales: even worse.and its overrun by throwbacks to the middle ages.. :(

White: Not always the ''CATCH'..Can be prone to passing on S.T.D.S..White men are staticallay known for their over use of prostitutes and are highly oversexed..In ''White'' culture it is okay for a man to have many girlfriends and or prostitutes,but not for his white girlfriend..if she tries shit on she might get beat up by the mean girls who worship STD infested COCK.

Wierd HUH?...I KNOW!
Black guys: Very beast animal like very much in the physical dimension(hey im not being rascist i am half black and half white)..They will hit pussy ..any pussy..

Asian Guys: Sterotypically known as neantherthals and mysoginists not all are but some are real nasty in some parts of the world it is okay for an asian man to beat a woman to death..even if she is not in the wrong,this is typically done by the cousins of the spouse and the spouse himself and of course the male elders and the bitter female matriarch..who in some cases sets the whole thing up..

Men are the reason for the oppression of women all over the world and still are opressing them even in developed countries like the U.S.A..Demand EQUAL PAY
by EVILVILLAGEPEOPLE October 23, 2010
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The acronym MAN is derived from marines, army, navy. Defining the select few from monmouth country New Jersey who have at least had serious discussions with their parents about joining the marines, army, or the navy. Requirements for a MAN include not having a sister living in your house, must chew tobacco, wear flannels, say whatever you want at the dinner table, work out at NRG fitness, must drive a truck, and your dog must be your best friend(a dog is a MANS best friend). Although the spotting of a MAN is common for some, it is uncommon to spot a MAN outside of NRG fitness. A MAN might not be conscious of everyday trials and tribulations because their minds are focused calorie, protein, and creatine intake. Only the fittest of the MANS will survive is the slogan they live by.
Who is a MAN’s favorite football player?
Peyton MANning!

What do you call a M.A.N. with two legs and two arms?
A MAN!

What do you call an angry MAN?
A MAD MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite sandwich?
A MANwich!

What do you call a MAN deprived of protein?
A pencil neck MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite beer?
MAN CANS!

What is a MAN’s favorite under water beast?
A MANatee !

Who is a MANS favorite boxer?
George ForeMAN !!

Who is a MANS favorite female celebrity?
MANdy Moore!

What is a MANS favorite college?
MANhattan College!

What is the most prestigious construction position for a MAN?
A MANager!

Who is a MANS favorite singer?
Barry MANalow!

MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
by M DOUBLE YU February 03, 2009
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1- An unseen political force which watches and opresses everyday people.

2- Big brother, as referenced in the book "1984" by George Orwell.
It' just the man trying to hold me down!

Be Careful, the man is watching you!
by Its Deluxe Son December 03, 2003
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A sentence suffix which, when added, makes anyone sound like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski".
Four score and seven years ago, man. - A. Lincoln

I have a dream, man. - MLK

To be or not to be? That is the question, man. - Wm. Shakespeare
by levine2112 February 08, 2012
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some are sexst, and those should die die die, they are NOT superior, we are all equal, lots of them think they have to be masculine, but the good ones, respect women, and are great
this world is so fucked up
by nico February 06, 2005
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