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199.
Man
1. A Male (Human)

to be brief, 90% of the definitions of man have been putting-down men. some of them say this is ok, because "men have wrote shti about women"

well
1. do you really want to go down to the level of insults?
if you do, be my guest, just dont involve me

2. there HAVE BEEN POSITIVE DEFINITIONS. dont agree weith me? HOW ABOUT YOU READ THEM
what i am-A MAN

not a "pissed of, determined girl"

i am a MALE

I say what I Mean, when i Need/Want to, and USE MY HEAD.
(you think guys are stupid? how many female Einstines have ther been? Abe lincolns? Jesuses? NONE. 0. ZIPPO ZILCH NADA CERO.

that, is all I have to say
by dddavidp December 18, 2010
 
232.
man
Male of the human species.

Often attached to by a woman - see parasite.
There is a man, look see the woman trying to feed off it....
by happycamper February 08, 2004
 
233.
man
something that always makes me smile, seems to efforlessly make me get some crazy-assed bubbles in the pit of my stomach, who is really funny, cute and adorable and always seems to have some defining trait in him that makes him absolutely perfect, no matter which man in the world that he is
"i love that man"
by mansmuggler January 13, 2004
 
234.
Man
There are a few types of men i will explain all of them

Man 1: a type of person who is obsessed with having sex with women usually having sex with about 12 before getting maried to a women who at times will love him but when one bad thing happens will bring up all past falures as weapons against him until he is turned into the bad guy at the end of the fight this is comprised of most normel men.

Man 2: a womanizer someone who destroys womens trust in men because he has been wronged in the past by women normally posted as bad guys in Romantic comedies and such but all because of women that other women must suffer strange indeed.

Man 3: The type of man who might turn womanizer because he is such a gentleman that he has complete trust that women will treat him nice if he treats them nice they are on extremely low supply do to the fact that women that find these diamonds normally dont know what they found until they have created another womanizer who is soulbent on destroying women who have destroyed him.
Man 1: Man im gonna get some pussy tonight
(10 years later)

Man 1: were has my life gone ive had sex with 10 girls and am married to the biggest bitch in the world.

Man 2: Hello sexy how you doing tonight
Ignorant Women: oh my goodness your a real man
Next day
Ignorant Women: OH NO HE LEFT. (cries over her deception)

Man 3: My love it is for you that i wish to praise myself iternally to.
Bitch: Yea right im leaving you your clearly a fake.
by The truth about Man February 25, 2010
 
235.
man
A word that can be placed on the end of almost any other word to make it a poor and pathetic offence.
Stu: 'Hey santi do you want some sugar?'
Santi: 'Ohhhh, yea please!'
Stu: Alright calm down.... Sugar-man!'

Jake: 'Yim, do you want anything from the cantien?'
Yim: 'Ohh yea please, can you get me a pasty some pasta and two cakes?'
Jake: 'Sure... Fat-man!'

Santi: 'Woah, Jake look at your beard!'
Jake: 'Yea i know, i didnt have time to shave this morning'
Santi: 'Hah... Overdeveloped-man!'
by Yim C October 08, 2006
 
236.
man
1. an adult male human
2. humans collectively
3. a male lover
4. a worker
5. an unseen force which controls our lives, much like Big Brother.
6. prefix indicating homoerotic behavior in a heterosexual context
1. "She?" I'm a man.
2. Man walked on the moon over 30 years ago.
3. She thinks she needs a man.
4. We're short two men.
5. It's the man trying to keep us down.
6. I don't need to hear about your mancrush.
by xyzzy September 06, 2005
 
237.
man
verb. - to show power, to assert one's dominance, to defeat, to humiliate
Jerry: Yeah, so anyway, I started using this new shampoo, and...
Tim: Dude, shut the fuck up, no one cares!
Rick: Wow, dude you just got manned.
by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 02, 2010
 
238.
Man
1. Male human beings

2. A group, like any other, needs to be taken one at a

time. Some are assholes, like their female counterparts, and others are gentlemen. Have lots of testosterone, so scientifically, think about violence and sex more than women. Not all the time. Again, we may think of sex more than females, but not every single waking moment of our lives.

3. The gender that is bashed constantly on here by feminazis who ruin the feminist belief, mainly because of the misogynists on this site who write stupid sex acts. I can bet my life that these "men" are not really "men" at all, but horny 12 year old boys behind a computer screen.

Ladies, before you judge, there are multiple definitions of men themselves (me included) who protest and are against these definitions. Saying "all men are sexist assholes" is a chauvinistic comment on it's own. Two wrongs don't make a right.
Mary hates all 3 billion men on the planet because a bunch of horny 13 year old virgins wrote misogynistic "definitions" on some website called "Urbandictionary.com".

See closed minded

And now, I must use the word "man" in my example.
by I. Hate. Making. Namessssss. August 22, 2010