One who possesses a gigantic torso, loves nature, the honeys, beer, marijuana, dancing, Marlboro Reds, whiskey, conquering, trouble to end, George Jones and fish.

Richard, Marsh, Dick, Dickard, Rich, Training Spiders, Wild Man Syndrome 101, Demon Chasing, Jungle Running.
MAN requires 48 gallons of water, 250 lbs. of red... barely dead meat, 60,000 grams of carbohydrates, the hunting of animals... (hands as weapons, mind as power, torso to initiate) and vast quantities of physical attention from females (preferably 75-127) to survive one day.
by sweet baby January 31, 2008
10 Words related to man
Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches.
Manfred: Make me a sandwich, woman!

Mildred: What a man...
by losersquaredthatsme June 24, 2010
A person with two heads.
For a man, unfortunately, the smaller and less talented of his two heads defines the course of action in the vicinity of a person with one head.
by Ki Pe September 08, 2006
look under pervert
You're the man now dog!
by Shino September 10, 2007
PERV!
person:Hey, whats a man?
person2::-O UR A PERV
by someone one on this site July 23, 2010
A derogatory term for someone who is being unfair, stupid, idiotic, asshole-like, monstrous etc...
Man can refer to both males and females.
Ugh, he/she is such a man!
What a man!!!
Could he be any manlier!
by KittyKats123 March 18, 2008
A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.

His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.

Huh.

* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"

Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010
A twisted creature that hates women but still wants to fuck them.
90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:

"useless stuff around the vagina",

"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and

"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".

You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?
by The Happy Humanist April 20, 2010

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