Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.
Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.
Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.
Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.
Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.
Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
What do you call a M.A.N. with two legs and two arms?
What do you call an angry MAN?
A MAD MAN!
What is a MAN’s favorite sandwich?
What do you call a MAN deprived of protein?
A pencil neck MAN!
What is a MAN’s favorite beer?
What is a MAN’s favorite under water beast?
A MANatee !
Who is a MANS favorite boxer?
George ForeMAN !!
Who is a MANS favorite female celebrity?
What is a MANS favorite college?
What is the most prestigious construction position for a MAN?
Who is a MANS favorite singer?
Special note: Sometimes it is necessary to replace the first syllable of the word for man- as in the example, manwich, a manly sandwich which contains a unusual amount of meat.
Joe: Don't you know anything? I'm not masterbating, I'm MAN-sterbating!