A man whose aspirations are completely obsolete when compared to the Muffen-Man.
Muffin man currently resides in Muffen-Man's old house on Druery Lane, Muffen-Man gave it to muffin man in search of bigger and better things as he moved into what was formerly known as the Neverland Ranch.
Muffen-Man is best known on the gaming platform "Playstation 3" (PSNID: Muffen-Man) he is a master, among other games, of the game "Burnout Paradise" by the developer "Criterion Games."
Person 1: Do you know the muffin man?
Person 2: who cares, Muffen-Man is so much better at life than him. Hes a washout compared to that beacon of community spirit.
Second definition of "Man chair"
Whe the wif/gf' is having a prolonged shop'. One can always find a "Man chair" in the nearest public house.
"She was spening hours looking for a frock. Probably just to go back to buy the One shhe seen in the first shop she went into.
A wise man will sniff out the local public house where, he knows he'll find a nice comfortable "MAN CHAIR"
|24.||Iron Man Armor|
The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.
Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!
To feel the need to cry, however being a man you only let one tear fall down your cheek.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Bruce Willis' Man Cry at the end of Armageddon?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah! It was awesome.
|26.||man bear gummy|
A man bear gummy is a unique type of human/bear/thingy. He is like a human sandwich except he tastes very sweet. These types human are very rare in nature to this day. So if you ever meet a man bear gummy in the forest/your room/bathroom do not hesitate he is very tasty.
Alien: What now bob?
Bob: i just saw a.....MAN BEAR GUMMY....
Alien: OMFG REALLY!?!?!?
Bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed...
Alien: NOOOOOOOO not the sacred bed
(Alien runs over to bed)
(Alien smells around)
Alien: DID YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP!?!?
Bob: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN BEAR GUMMY FART!!
|27.||One Man Wrecking Crew|
What does it sound like, genius?
A One Man Wrecking Crew is just what it sounds like; a single man who wrecks shit.
This term is used when one guy gets into a fight against more than one guy, and deals some serious fucking damage.
The One Man Wrecking Crew could either win or lose; that doesn't matter. It all comes down to how much destruction he dished out.
This can be applied to violence in either reality (a), or even video games (b).
"Holy shit, man! Your face is messed up!"
"You think this is bad, you should see the other guys. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"
"My entire team quit but me. I lost, but the score was 39 to 41 before the timer ran out. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"
"These four guys jumped me the other day, a bunch of pussy freshmen trying to act tough. What could I do? I felt bad, but I had to either One-Man-Wreck them or let them beat up on me. I chose the former."
The act of going to odd places & doing odd things wearing an Iron Man mask
Kevin: Hey Joey, did you check out Iron Man-thology on Facebook today?
Joey: Yeah, those new pictures were sick, you guys must have been Iron Man-ing all day!