let me clearify something a man is someone who has grown up
mature, knows how to treat a woman, is responsible enough to handle his own emotions and or life situations and takes resposibility for himself and what he does
also has a penis
this man is smart and knows what he is doing
Baby-maker and/or sex toy.
Should be tied to a bed at all times for convenience and to avoid havoc.
Cindy walks into her home to find it flithy and destroyed, "Oh shit the man escaped again"
A person who hates women (5% being the exception).
For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"
It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.
Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.
ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
Man hates woman as evidenced on urbandictionary.com.
The useless lump of flesh surrounding the penis.
Check out what "men" put in the women section. "Men?" More like boys.
I was trying to get sex but the stupid man wouldn't put his penis in my vagina.
A "man" is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausible, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
a gender of the human species wich porn occipies 90% of his brain
a word guys use wen they say hello to their fellow frinds
the useless man watched porn last nite..
hey man,watz up!
Man; doesn't appreciate how delicate a woman is..talks about porn..violent porn and wants to beat you down and push all your buttons until your whole face is a pile of wrinkles resembling that of a testicle..
I CHOOSE LIFE I CHOOSE BOTOX AND FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!
Men can be mean and vain and think they are great..most cannot even do their jobs as well as the average woman and they KNOW IT TOO..Women are more eager to please and get the job done with a smile..Far better and less agressive collegues who can always be counted on to sort a man size mess..