| 36. | angry goat | ||
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A classification of girls that do not like anal sex, which was found out by the following: In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex. "So we were going at it doggy last night, and I wanted to know if she was a fan of butt sex, so I go for it...and...well, lets just say shes an angry goat."
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| 37. | happy goat | ||
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A classification of girls that enjoy anal sex, which was found out by the following: In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E....-S" in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as a happy goat, telling the guy that she is a fan of anal sex. "Dude, you remember that redhead from the bar last night???
So, apparently, she makes a crapload of money, looks amazing naked, her carpet matches her pubes by the way, and best of all...SHES A HAPPY GOAT!" |
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| 38. | California Milk Farmer | ||
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When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.
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| 39. | Bi-Winning | ||
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Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!" "I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns" "Betty is now in another dimension" "I'm a warlock" "If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!" Need I go on?.... |
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| 40. | Chelsea | ||
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Chelsea is probably the biggest boob out there known to man to this date, not only does she smell bad, have terrible taste in clothing, but she has moles in geometric shapes. Probably the most disgusting aspect of this person is that she has cow utters instead of normal boobs (and she wears shades on them) .As well as those awkward characteristics, her hobbies consist of licking butt, watching terrible soap operas, and making fun of Jason. Oh, and she feels the need to scream like a 2 year old. Seriously?! You're such a Chelsea sometimes! And wipe that nasty triangulated mole shape off of your face!
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| 41. | Shemah | ||
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An awesome crazy person. Likes milk crates and candy canes alike. All he ever wants is a good pet ferret. He's in love with the AVG icon but hates the software itself. Has a HUGE foot. That dude doing the chicken dance on the roller coaster is such a Shemah.
That man whose mere presence utters awesomeness is such as Shemah. That cow-like ferret is such a Shemah. |
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