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...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...
Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.
by Write Joeson July 05, 2014
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