a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.
Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".
Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.