March 25, 2013 Urban Word of the Day
Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.
Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time
-Dude, I totally just walked barefoot over jagged rocks.
-Wow, you really earned some major man points.
Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Lord Almighty for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code
Man: "wow you just snowboarded down Mt Everest on a loly-stick from the top naked, blind-folded, while on fire....with no limbs.............. you get 7 Man Points
Limbless Man: "Wow cheers erm.. thanks alot.... i guess"
This is a long one!
Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
A point given to a man for doing something manly.
Brandon awarded Matt 2 man points for jumping the median in his his truck
the points a man is awarded for his acheivments such as hook ups with woman, funny things he does, or just partying hard and being awsome.
he slept with that girl thats 450 man points
Wearing tough, manly, "southside" clothing.
Chris wore his pink collar up, which relieved him of any man points in our eyes.
Points awarded to men by girls when they complete a task that is manly, but not necesarily macho, a quality action that is both honorable and distictly masculine.
"That guy just opened the door for Katie, he gets 5 man points"