|1.||Guitar Hero Finger|
Condition which results from extensive play sessions of Guitar Hero typically over the course of a few days.
The "raw" feeling one gets on the tips of the pointer, middle, and ring finger on their left hand.
In extreme cases of Guitar Hero Finger one or a few blisters may develop.
"Man, I can't even type right now. Had a party over the weekend and I got a serious case of Guitar Hero Finger."
|2.||Clash of Kings|
One of the greatest progressive rock bands on the planet.
Nick Wright - Drums
Alex Clark - Vocals
Alex Everett - Guitar
Ezra Bortner - Bass
You might ask, How did this awesome band start? A legitimate, yet stupid question. An awesome, manly man named Nick Wright (the kind of guy you read about in the Bible) was watching his favorite band, The Mars Volta. When he thought to himself, Wow! We should rock this hard! Into this Godly picture came Alex Clark, who hung out with Nick on a regular basis. They could often be spotted eating hamburgers with A1 steak sauce at the Waffle House together. They both decided that it was time to start something so great and powerful that it made Wrestlemania III look like a crappy sci-fi flick. So Nick found another Alex, but this Alex doesnt sing. This Alex he wailed on his mighty guitar. Shortly afterward, Alex found Ezra, who slapped a bass harder than he slapped his mom. The foursome formed Clash of Kings, probably to become the greatest band of all time.
Some guy: Wow, (insert any band name here) is the greatest band I've ever heard.
Other guy: You have never heard of Clash of Kings have you?
An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.
gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.
|4.||guitar hero syndrome|
The technical term for a widespread condtiton resulting from playing Guitar Hero for too long. Symptoms include believing one is seeing furniture and TV screens grow, which results from the constant up and down motion one's eyes make when following notes on the screen. Less scientifically known as Guitar Hero tripping.
"Woah, dude, it looks like that bookcase over there is growing..."
"No, man, you've just got a serious case of Guitar Hero Syndrome. Why don't you stop playing that damn thing and go get some sunlight."
The most utterly absurd, profoundly lame and spectacularly inaccurate emulation of a real world activity, ever.
Steve: "Hey, I feel like a total fraud playing this Guitar Hero game."
Joe: "You are."
Steve: "It's fun though."
Joe: "Well, lots of things are fun, and most of them don't make you look like a complete fuckwit."
Steve: "Hahaha. Good call."
|6.||hero of [guitar hero]/[rockband]|
someone who is really good at guitar hero/rockband and can kick your ass and make you feel like shit!
katie is definately the "hero of guitar hero/rockband" on medium almost hard and soon expert 8-] jkjk
im the "hero of guitar hero/rockband" on expert! (this is someone who is also a show off, otherwise known as a queer because they think they're better than you)
look at him go! he is definately the "hero of guiar hero/rockband"!
person 1: wanna make a bet
person 2: Sure, what is it?
person 1: I bet that ill win this game of rockband/guitar hero because im the "hero of guitar hero/rockband" and if i do i get to fuck your girlfriend tonight
person 2: FUCK YOU MAN! your on!
|7.||The 10 Laws of Video Games|
10. If you find yourself alone in a house, hospital, city, or underground complex, you're going to die.
9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.
8. No violence, no fun.
7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.
6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.
5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.
4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.
3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.
2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.
1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
The 10 Laws of Video Games need no example. Play a video game, and you'll see...