| 57. | man drawer | ||
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A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools Condoms Porn mags Batteries Keys Padlocks Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over. . "John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."
"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room." "Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer." |
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| 58. | Double Penis Man | ||
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The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD! Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ? Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me! Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!! |
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| 59. | Big Man Love | ||
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A mental disorder with physical appearance-related discriminatory origins, similar to heightism in which a taller/bigger man can't bring himself to respect a proficient yet smaller man (and is unfriendly, ignorant, disrespectful or obnoxious to), but is openly considerate and chummy to men his size or taller... whom might or might not be proficient. A common condition affecting all workings of male pecking orders, but usually more openly evident behavior in teenage males, gang culture, young adults and Business professionals. Scientists believe it to be a pass-down of "primitive instincts" where the bigger men of old protected their tribe from wild animals and trespassing rivals from neighboring tribes, so were collectively deemed higher status than the smaller males. "Nigel was a small man of 5ft6, the most talented and influential man at work, yet he was overlooked for promotion to a leadership role in favor of James, 6ft2, who's credentials and work flow weren't nearly as on a par. I guess Nigel's bosses had a case of Big Man Love."
"The all-male Engineering class disregarded Rupert, 5ft3, when they where asked to form groups of six for the college assignment." |
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| 60. | Man Syndrome | ||
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The syndrome that all men have, that makes them incapable of winning an argument with a women. "I was about to win my first fight ever with my wife, then my man syndrome kicked in."
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| 61. | The Man Club | ||
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The man club is when you eat an entire apple, core and all. It doesn't matter what kind of apple, it just needs to be an entire apple, core, stem, seeds, and all. Dude, Braden's finally eating a whole apple, we can finally let him join the Man Club!!
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| 62. | B.A.N | ||
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B.A.N. Man (BANNED)(B**** A** N****) (noun) refers to a person, place, thing, movement etc. that commits some sort of faux pas, social error, or act that would cause them to be "BANNED". The term was coined by radio personality Cherry Martinez, in 2009 and B.A.N Man Mondays is aired EVERY Monday from 10 pm to 2am on Power 105.1 giving listeners the opportunity to call in to expose and let go of all things that should be disregarded and removed from there lives and pop culture. "My childs father is a B.A.N for NOT paying his child support"
"I really wanna BAN skinny jeans on men and chinese slippers on women over the age 15." |
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| 63. | black man crush | ||
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A man crush that isn't homo, because the guy's black. Don't make fun of someone for having a black man crush, because it's not homo at all, and you'll seem unknowledgable on the subjects of black men and sexuality. Morgan Freeman and Barack Obama are the subjects of many black man crushes.
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