| 1. | Larry the mule | ||
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Not quite mule, not quite man (and his name isn't larry, although its use has been known in both past and present).
Known only to his compadres as a voice fluttering in the dusk, swelt moonlight of the night.... as laurence. "There's that Larry the mule, drunk on absenthe and high on power"
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| 2. | black man complex | ||
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1. The intense feeling that everyone needs to do you a favor or owes you something because the white man enslaved your ancestors, producing a personality characterized either by speaking loudly about the tough time you had growing up or, as a result of overcompensation, the size of your penis.
2. An overwhelming obsession and belief that there are only three possible employment opportunities for you: 1. a rap star 2. a professional basketball player 3. a crack dealer 3. An overwhelming desire to disrespect women, live in a lavish home and drive a fancy car while your family starves. Don't mind him, he's just looking for a free 40 acres and a mule whenever possible. He's got a black man complex.
There is no reaching that young man he has a black man complex. He thinks all there is to life is playing basketball and selling crack to his classmates. Yo that hoe is fine I wanna tap dat ass in my bently & back at da crib in da jacuzzi while we pop cristal, nameen dog? What dat you say? I owe my baby momma child support and shouldn't live so lavishly? Fuck dat bitch and my baby too dey got food stamps. |
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| 3. | spinning mule | ||
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The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it. I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.
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| 4. | Irish Mule | ||
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It is when someone is being especially stubborn. Derived from the saying "You're as stubborn as a mule." and from the Irish being so stubborn. I'm Irish, I would know. Dave: There is no way I will ever watch that TV show.
Scot: Why not? It's a good show. Dave: No, I refuse to. Scot: Come on man, don't be an Irish Mule. |
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| 5. | man-mule | ||
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A grenade that hangs out with family members and is like a taxi take you ever where as long as you can give him gas money or food money Guy1: Dude you see that man-mule.
Guy2: Yea, I bet those are his family members. Guy1: Yea i bet they are ,look there giving him money! |
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| 6. | Man-Bag | ||
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A man who has let himself be used by another man as a carry-all on the street for narcotics such as crack cocaine or heroine, the drugs in question being rolled up in condoms and then hidden up his bottom and transported to their destination in that way, either by walking, car, motorbike, push-bike, bus, train, ferry, or helicopter, either locally or long distance, but not internationally. My dear chap, all I want you to do this morning is to transport these rolled up condoms full of cocaine through the streets up your bottom. There is no question of you being a Man-Bag for me, as I will not even be on the street with you, as this is something you are doing for your own profit and entirely of your own volition.
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| 7. | Mortgage Mule | ||
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A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship. Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.
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