| 1. | Ripped like Santa | ||
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A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.
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| 2. | icecream man | ||
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mobile icecream salesman that hibernates during winter, though has some confused awakenings off-peak. a tacky chime breaks the eery silence that seems to preceed his visit. more adults than kids run to the van seeking a 99 and a gumball, or any kind of icecream with a chocolate flake, sprinkles, and red or green syrup.
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a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite? Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' ... |
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| 3. | Santical | ||
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The quality of being Santa-like. "That man with the long white beard is very santical, isn't he?" she said.
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| 4. | santa claus batteries | ||
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The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine. person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on! |
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| 5. | Santa Clause | ||
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A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause. The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.
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| 6. | santa | ||
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woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration Daddy, is Santa coming this christmas?
No honey but I Santa-Claused your mother last night |
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| 7. | chocolate santa | ||
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An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair "He looks like santa"
"But he is black?" "Yah he is a chocolate santa" |
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