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only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever
MAN LAW! all hail man god!!!!!
MAN LAW!!!! |
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Rules that ALL MEN must abide by!If you dont,well then your not a man(your just a pansey,a pretty boy,a hoe,and a selfabuser).When they are laid down by ONE MAN then agree to by MANY,it is then said to be LAW.The law is what you make of it.Study them hard and any problem can be easily sovled in a HEDERO fashon.Law can't be subject to change unless absulote need of change.Let this document be the fondation for all the laws you make(or The MLF).TO MEN!TO FOOD!TO WOMEN!TO BEER(beer being last makes it most important)!MAN LAW! *No Blocking(if your friends already with that girl you spit game to on the regular,STOP TALKING TO HER)
MAN LAW! *Share With Your Fellow Man(sluty women,six pack of beer,cigs,what you make of it) MAN LAW! *When At The Urinal Stare Directly Ahead(no wandering eyes cause thats just wrong) MAN LAW! *When Slaping Women On The Ass Be Careful(to hard,they slap back,to soft,what was the point,open palm with a slight grip at contact,you get a smile from her) MAN LAW! *No Watching Porn With Your Freinds(because it always leads to a odd conversation at one point or another) MAN LAW! *No Abusing Beer(just don't) MAN LAW! *When Everyone Leaves Out To Go Bar Hoping Everyone Has To Pitch In $3.50 To The Desanated Driver(unless your on a shutle bus) MAN LAW! |
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The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.
"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it." "Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up." "Cool." "Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine." "Alright. Awesome. |
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If your friends ex comes on to you or you find her attractive then you have to have your friends consent to have any relations with before said female, BUT, talking to her is perfectly fine. MAn LaW: exlp #1
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me. Matt: idc, hit that shit! Joe: Hell yea! MAn LaW: exlp #2 Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot. Tone: cool i dont, go for it. Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice. |
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When you're with your homies, and you/they say something dumb or something you know they wont do and you say MAN LAW! and then they must do it or suffer the consequences...(consequences may vary!) "oh god, look at those titties, id motor boat them"
"MAN LAW!!!" "dammit..." "excuse me maam?" "yes?" *MOTOR BOAT AND RUN AWAY" "good job nukkkah" |
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1. Men should not sleep in the same bed.
2. Men should not kiss each other (even if you are freinds don't do it). 3. Men should not hug other men unless its a power hug. 4. Men should not cheat on there girlfreind. 5. Men should not act gay around girls unless she is your friend. Dude you just broke the man law.
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Originated from a series of Budweiser commercials where a group of supposedly (manly) men, namely celebrities and athletes, sit around a table deciding the secret codes of conduct for men. 1) What to do when a guy sticks his finger in your beer. Solution: "you poke it you own it" Man law!
2) What to do when you meet an attractive girl but has a long list of ex-boyfriends... Solution "You make sure you don't fall in love with her" Man law! |
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