| 995. | floozy shot | ||
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when a guy falls for a girl and buys her everything, spends tons of money, and gets NO rewards. buys necklaces, takes her to dinner, visits her regularly, burns her cd's and buys flowers for NO REASON. NO sexual things are ever involved and the girl thinks sexual things are gross. David : Hey JOSH!, man you have spent tons of money on that girl jennifer, bought her a necklace, flowers, taken her out, and even burned her cd's, you must be getting alot of love if you know what im sayin.... Josh: haha no man i just like to get her things, we have hugged alot and kissed, but thats about it.. im really happy with my relationship.. David: you got a floozy shot dawgg...
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| 996. | Back-up Friend | ||
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someone you are friends with, but doesn't make the list(first cut, VIP, ect) for an activity, and then is called upon to fill in when a "Real friend" cannot be there 1)Hey did you enjoy the party?
Nah, i didn't know there was one.:( Oh that's right, because you're a BACK-UP FRIEND! HAHA 2) Hey man, i can't make it tonight. Call Drew, you know he doesn't have any real friends. Hey Drew wanna come to the party tonight? YEAH SURE MAN, THANKS FOR INVITING ME. |
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| 997. | shabaz | ||
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An exclamation, suitable for most situations. 1)"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAZ!"
2) "hello" "SHABAZ! 3) "you watch big brother?" "yeah, SHABAZ!!!!!!!" 4) person one- *stands about innocently* person two *runs and leaps at person one and shouts "SHAAAABAZ!" 5) "come on, lets SHABAZ!" 6) "oi man, dont do that" " SHABAZ" *carries on doing that* 7) *on a fast rollacoaster* "AHHHHH SHAAAAAAAAAABAZ!" 8) "wow look at that amazing thing!" "SHABAZ!" 9) when you get touched up by soem male- "haha, you got SHABAZZED!" |
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| 998. | Firerrhea | ||
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Burning diahrrea. Often the product of eating fast food from shitty mexacian restraunts. Even worse when you eat lots of extra hot sauce. Man 1 - Fuck dude this mexican food his gonna make me blow fire out my ass.
Man 2 - Haha you got firerrhea |
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| 999. | Worth Shit | ||
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- This saying can be used in a positive or negative way, to compliment or insult a person/place/thing/ etc... Positive meaning:
Guy 1- Man, this guy's dancing skills is seriously worth shit. Guy 2- Yeah man, he's going places. Negative meaning: Guy 1- Like my car? I got it just last week. Guy 2- Haha, man...this car ain't worth shit. Sarcastic: Guy 1- This antique will be worth thousands of dollars in years to come. Guy 2- Yeah man...it'll be worth some serious shit...really. |
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| 1000. | pwntrain | ||
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The train which everyone who is stuck in a continuous pattern of pwn rides. People on the pwntrain are getting continuously pwnd over and over and over again, or have become pwnd over a long period of time due to one immense pwnage session at one point. For example: Man trips. His friends look at him and proclaim, "Haha pwnd." Perhaps even, "Pwnsauce." This man is not riding the pwntrain. He was merely pwnd.
However; man trips. He falls down flight of stairs. He breaks his arm, which just happens to be the arm he writes with, and does the nasty with, and he has to live with this disability for months. For this period of months, this man is riding the pwntrain. Note: pwntrain is frequently thought to be pronounced "Pown-train," when, in actuality, it is pronounced, "Poon-train." "Hey marc, look at that. Aj got caught blowin' again. His mom is gonna make him follow her religious ass around with her all day long for the rest of his life. He sure is ridin' the pwntrain."
"Welcome to Hillcrest Juvenile Hall. You are all on the pwntrain." "Hello. Welcome to the BSU. We were all born of an unfortunate tone, and because of that we ride the pwntrain. Oh, do we ride." |
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