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Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity). Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you! Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self) |
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| 2. | Double Penis Man | ||
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The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD! Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ? Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me! Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!! |
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| 3. | Man horror | ||
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A man who intimidates women just by looking at them. A man who is horrifyingly good looking when they're not even trying to be. Someone who scares away women with eye contact. What a man horror that girl couldn't come up with the couarage to talk to that guy because he was a man horror.
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| 4. | the man-man | ||
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Doing the man-man is when you bend down on a girl while ejectulating all over her face and taking a shit on her boobs. Last night Ryan did the man-man on Jessica's face and her mom walked in and vomited everywhere!
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| 5. | sexiest man alive | ||
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A phrase made only for Orlando Bloom. Girls love him, guys hate him.
Eye candy Damn! That Orlando Bloom is the sexiest man alive!
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| 6. | The Scat Man | ||
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A song girls named Chris think is cool, cannot be said in a scarlet voice. The Scat Man is a cool song
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| 7. | man whore | ||
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A sexually active, promiscuous, younger man who often wears alot of flashy jewelery, has greased down, or spiked up hair and keeps a 'chicktionary'. He is well known at most health clinics and may have an STD named after him in his honour. He knows many girls but will often mix up or forget thier names. He will commonly have one or more illegitimate children (though not always, especially in the amateur stage) and his relation with other men is often strained, due to past encounters with girlfriends or wives. "He slept with your girlfriend's best friend and her sister, and her cousin at the same party! What a man whore!"
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