| 1. | cleft | ||
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cleft is term used when not understanding, or to interuppt when you dont know whats going on! *guy dances around with many many turkeys under arms*
"My name is ALFONSE! and I AM A SPANKMONSTER!" You would reply with "cleft"? |
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| 2. | cleft | ||
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When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac. Man, I have a bad left cleft
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| 3. | Cleft Oil | ||
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1.) The moist "ass-crack" template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.
2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack. Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!
Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"... |
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| 4. | builders cleft | ||
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when your balls(testicles) or bulge get seperated between your boxers, panties, shorts, or pants to form a crevise John: Man today in math i had such a bad builders cleft
Mark: Those hurt like hell. I had one yesterday during science. |
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| 5. | Cleft Dick | ||
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A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head. A stud who gets a lot of sex. John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master. John: Man your never gonna get any puttang. John: Go screw yourself cleft dick! |
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| 6. | Mussy | ||
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Mussy
Muss-y (noun) Definition: Any Man's creation of a False Vagina, made by pulling his own Penis and the testicles back between his legs and standing with is legs together to hide them. When viewed from the front, the male genitals then resemble the female vulva. I once saw my sister's junk, so later I stood in the mirror and made a mussy and rubbed it.
A Mussy Haiku You can't make Mussy In the morning 'till you've peed Then it's Mussy Time |
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| 7. | stinky | ||
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A term used to describe someone who has a cleft chin, sharp or bulbous nose, big and/or protruding teeth and a perpetual expression of slight disgust on their face(like they just smelled something unpleasant), or most combinations of these traits. Many "stinky"-looking people are from England so a thick British accent can also be seen as a "stinky" trait. "Man, that guy who played Bentley on The Jeffersons is the stinkiest looking mofo I ever saw."
Even though Nigel had a thick British accent he lacked other stinky qualities. |
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