| 1. | board chow | ||
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards. B) Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people A)
Bill: want to go to the club? Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick. B) Bill: Want to go out to get a bite? Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/ Bill: Whats' that? Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some? Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG* |
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| 2. | ass board | ||
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the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic.... can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys and cook outs. you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board |
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| 3. | tap n' board | ||
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tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop". *disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast. yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?
she may or may not have... |
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| 4. | message board junkie | ||
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A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board. He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there. He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll. He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board. "Man, that idiot lives on this board...he's a message board junkie."
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| 5. | Full Support of the Board | ||
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Something that a football club's board will say to the media about their coach 2-4 weeks before firing him. Despite having gone 3-22 this season, Coach Furner has the full support of the board.
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| 6. | Man Canyon | ||
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A man cave so expansive that 'cave' just does not do it proper justice. Larry's 1400 sq ft man cave has a fully outfitted work out room, air hockey, pool table, poker table, dart board, 25' HD projection screen, Wii and a beer fridge. I think it has made the leap from man cave to Man Canyon!
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| 7. | Sandwich board | ||
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A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom. A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"
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