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malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019
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Mimotions 

A mix of emotions and mimosas.
After a night out drinking, the whole group was going through mimotions.
Mimotions by La J June 21, 2017

Mimotional

Getting emotional while drinking mimosa's.
Carolyn was damn mimotional at brunch this morning.
Mimotional by Ashley Hosman July 17, 2011

Manbortion 

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

MDMotions 

Emotions, which a person experiences as a result of ingesting the illicit psychoactive substance MDMA.

These emotions often incluse extreme yet inappropriate love for complete strangers, unusual displays of kindness or sharing, and believing that your best friend is in fact your soulmate, based on the fact that you both use the same brand of toothpaste.
Person A: Sam said he loved me last night. What was that about?
Person B: oh, I wouldn't worry about that - it was just MDMotions.


Person A: you know, I think Sol has finally forgiven me for barbequeing his dog. We got on really well last night.
Person B: No - those were just MDMotions. He's still annoyed.
MDMotions by Gaylez August 21, 2008

Magmotional 

An elated feeling that exudes a positive emotional response on such a level that you feel magnificent.
I felt magmotional at the news that I won the lottery.
Magmotional by J1m J4m December 31, 2022
A term coined by PUBG streamer Wackyjacky101 when he mistakenly combined the words Map and Option with regards to the extra large map you can use that's helpful when driving. It's now become something that describes something unexplainably/unbearably large.
The mamoption file size of the new Call of Duty is resulting in people having to delete handfuls of games just to update it.
mamoption by Sockofoogles November 11, 2020