You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha
Let me tell you why
He will stick a pogo up your ass.
(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He will put it in your hole!
Look, its Ilusha Mammadov shoving a bottle up someone’s ass.
It is a rare psychological disorder that affects bimbos and basic bros usually between the ages of 17 to 25 .the exact cause of this disorder is unknown but experts have found an strong correlation between this discorder and a weak sense of humer and pop culture illiteracy. People who have this disorder usually are afraid of this super awesome coolcs major who is by the way NOT A TOTAL NARCISIST called mammad and dislike the mammad for no apparent reason at all