The subject of many bad jokes
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so black when someone hit her the mouth they struck oil.
Yo mama so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got a ticket for mooning.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.
Yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus she yells "Stop that twinkie!!!"
Yo mama so fat she steped on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing she replied "Moving."
Yo mama so poor when I rung the door bell she stuck her head out the window and yelled "Ding-dong!"
Yo mama so black she got marked absent from night school.
Yo mama so tall that when she did a cart wheel she kickes Jesus.
Yo mama so fat she got baptised at seaworld.
Yo mama's teeth so nasty she uses a toilet brush.
Yo mama so dirty she just looks black.
yo mama is yo daddy.
Yo mama so stupid she stared at orange juice cause it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the crub.
Yo mama so tiny she hoola-hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so old her breasts only make powdered milk.
Yo mama so old she farts dist.
yo mama so fat hens she wears red kids start dancing around her singing "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama's boobs sag so low her nipples scrape on the concreat.
Yo mama so old in the second grade she sat next to Moses.
Yo mama so old she don't wear bifocals she wears octofocals.
Yo mama so ugly she went to a plastic surgeon he said "I'm sorry, I don't preform miricles."
Yo mama so ugly she don't need a mask on Halloween.
yo mama so poor I went into her house and steped on a cigarette and she asked "Who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama is yo mama, nuf said.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a papsmear.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quartedback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat and so black she jumped in the ocean and someone yelled "Oil spill!!!"
Yo mama's like a shot gun: one cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a roller coaster: everone geta a ride.
Geico.com so easy yo mama can use it.
by The Worlds Coolest Fat Guy June 30, 2007
A term for the cops in T-Dot (Toronto). Word is used so you can make jokes about the cops in front of their faces.
Kid 1: Yo an undercova mama behind us.

Kid 2: Don't jinx it.

Cop lights turn on and pull em over.
by Salman Abid Kamil June 08, 2009
tits or nipple in portuguese
grandes mamas
huge tits
by fdfteam pt February 10, 2008
A female who is sexual "property" of an outlaw motorcycle club - available to all club members unlike a member's "old lady".
That fine mama pulled a train for the whole club last week....
by VerbalGimp October 15, 2007
A term used by an unintelligent (and slightly confused) person to refer to their female child.
Mother to child: "Hi mama, would you like your bottle mama?"
by G Wanwan March 16, 2008
expression one uses when impressed or suprised with the circumstances of a situation.
"oh mama!"
by bitchslap August 01, 2003
Sometimes used to describe a feme boss like a drug dealers
Mama told me if i could sell 20 of crack, can u belive it?
by monoloko January 24, 2006

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