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14.
The subject of many bad jokes
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so black when someone hit her the mouth they struck oil.
Yo mama so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got a ticket for mooning.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.
Yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus she yells "Stop that twinkie!!!"
Yo mama so fat she steped on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing she replied "Moving."
Yo mama so poor when I rung the door bell she stuck her head out the window and yelled "Ding-dong!"
Yo mama so black she got marked absent from night school.
Yo mama so tall that when she did a cart wheel she kickes Jesus.
Yo mama so fat she got baptised at seaworld.
Yo mama's teeth so nasty she uses a toilet brush.
Yo mama so dirty she just looks black.
yo mama is yo daddy.
Yo mama so stupid she stared at orange juice cause it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the crub.
Yo mama so tiny she hoola-hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so old her breasts only make powdered milk.
Yo mama so old she farts dist.
yo mama so fat hens she wears red kids start dancing around her singing "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama's boobs sag so low her nipples scrape on the concreat.
Yo mama so old in the second grade she sat next to Moses.
Yo mama so old she don't wear bifocals she wears octofocals.
Yo mama so ugly she went to a plastic surgeon he said "I'm sorry, I don't preform miricles."
Yo mama so ugly she don't need a mask on Halloween.
yo mama so poor I went into her house and steped on a cigarette and she asked "Who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama is yo mama, nuf said.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a papsmear.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quartedback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat and so black she jumped in the ocean and someone yelled "Oil spill!!!"
Yo mama's like a shot gun: one cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a roller coaster: everone geta a ride.
Geico.com so easy yo mama can use it.
by The Worlds Coolest Fat Guy June 30, 2007
 
1.
a very attractive woman
daiimmmnnnn!! she is one hot mama!
by yamyamz October 05, 2003
 
2.
the woman who brought you into this world, dogg.
where ya mama at dag?
by kingfan52313 June 25, 2003
 
3.
You know... that crazy lady who's yelling all the time, yet you just can't help but love her. That's a mom for ya.
clean your room or else mama's gonna get 'cha
by chocolatesundae November 12, 2006
 
4.
Term of endearment for a young woman. Used in replace of hunny, sweetie, babe, baby and so on.
"Hey mamas, how you doin'?"

"Thank you mamas"
by MsLadieT January 21, 2010
 
5.
A mama is a strong matriarchal figure who rules with an iron fist all of her extended family and almost anyone from the neighborhood who somehow gets near any of it. The stereotypical mama is a large voluptuous black woman with a powerful voice and a dominant personality. Her mere presence can defuse a tense situation and bring a castrating truce to male-generated violence. The mama is not afraid of confrontation as she's seen a lot of shit in her life, and as she's seen almost everyone around her when they were still in diapers. A mama's words can neutralize several guns at once, and, when scolded by a mama, even a feared gang leader shrinks back to the status of a child and may be seen hanging his head in shame.
A mama from the movie Lackawanna Blues, dominating a guy who just trashed the whole place: "Now when that gal come up in here in the middle of the night, half-dressed with her babies in tow, blood all over her swoll-up mouth, I was there for her and I ain't gonna turn back now. So if you wanna give me a dose of what you give her, bring it on, 'cause if you ever touch that child again, baby, we gonna dance." (respectful silence)
by French Sex God September 03, 2007
 
6.
A term of endearment for the woman who raised you, regardless of whether she is your biological/birth mother.
I love my mama (grandmother) for what she has done for me but have a limited relationship with my biological/birth mother.
by KBF January 28, 2006
 
7.
The only person in the world that will hold my hair back as I vomit in a toilet after being out drinking, which she told me not to do.
Mama's always spanking my poor butt, but I still love her
by Brigid'sPriestess March 20, 2009