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The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate
- Yo pass me those Maltesers
by THe_RZA May 20, 2005
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Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname
'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'
by Holly August 16, 2004
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A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!
A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!
by Naughty teacher! April 02, 2013
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Inserting the penis far enough into the anus so that the testicles push up against the outside of the sphincter and are coated with brown feces.
That dumb slut had a taste of my maltesers after anal last night!
by Wikc June 16, 2011
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The act of squishing one's balls into another's poohole whilst copulating
"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"
by Malteser April 28, 2006
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A black/indian person who acts like they're white.
'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.
by BabyDizz April 30, 2005
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