| 1. | malt-o-meal | ||
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the cereal company that sells the EXACT cereal as the name brands for half the price with a bigger bag. person 1: OhHhH!!11 D00dz!! i just g0tz a b0x 0f G0lden GraHmS f0r 0nlyz $5.95!!!11!eleven1!!
person 2: Your a fucking retard. You can get more of the exact same cereal from Malt-o-Meal for only $2.50 person 1: SHIT!!!! |
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| 2. | Marshmallow Mateys | ||
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Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels. "Try Marshmallow Mateys® if you like Lucky Charms®. Independent tests prove Marshmallow Mateys® tastes every bit as good as the more expensive brand. Great taste, all the same vitamins and minerals — the big difference is the price. Try it today! Great Taste, Better Value!™"
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| 3. | Good stuff, Maynard! | ||
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A saying from an old Malt-O-Meal commercial. When used to describe delicious, satisfying food, it has the potential to embarrass everyone who has to hear it. dad: mmm mmmm! that chicken sandwich sure was some Good stuff, Maynard!
me: *facepalm* |
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| 4. | Frosted Mini Spooners | ||
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Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.
Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep. Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.
Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner. |
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| 5. | melted fudgies | ||
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loose poop. Dude, that Taco Bell ran right thru me and I just blew melted fudgies all over your mom's bowl.
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| 6. | Yark Dance | ||
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A malt-o-meal waddle with one hand resting on the top of your head pointing all fingers straight up (in the shape of a fin)
Usually accompanied by the audible portion which is yark yark yark. Don't waste your time on Jenny. That Jenny, she's a....(executes a Yark Dance) Yark Yark Yark!
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| 7. | Gritz Lady | ||
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A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation. While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)
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