Mallomars

A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.

Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.

Mallomars by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Mallomars

The process of making a Mallomar can easily be completed without the second step, but wouldn't be true Mallomars without it! To start, an uncircumcised man (usually of ethnic background) takes his hand up the shaft of his penis and, at the tip, forms a cup like vessel with the forskin. This is done right at the moment of ejaculation, thus creating a cream filled treat for his partner.

And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.

Mallomars.

She kept begging me to finish, so I gave her some of those Mallomars at the end.

Mallomars by DJ-J7 December 1, 2020

malomar 

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

malomar by Jorge May 22, 2004

Mallomars

A slang term for vicodin, which is slowly spreading across the world. The term "mallomar" originated on the streets of Chicago.

"Dude im so messed up on mallomars that I fell asleep while I was getting my hair cut."

Mallomars by drugsRfun June 15, 2009