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1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense
1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"
by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008