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a family of extremely unusual people who are rather annoying; their hobbies include: kicking, screaming, punching, butt-slapping, piggy back riding, stealing, pick pocketing, spitting, throwing heavy objects at people, cursing, farting, abusing animals, abusing people, abusing every other living thing, ETC.

i hope you get the point. they're fucking annoying.

ps. the guys of the family have small dicks.
Why are the kids sleeping outside in the tent?

They heard the Mallach family was staying over.
by Hammer #1 July 31, 2011
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