usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.
concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
by bah March 5, 2005
Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."
by Me March 25, 2004
The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.
by Just an Angry Person November 2, 2009
A position of a Security officer in a mall that works to keep douchbaggary to a minimum, and offer information and help to people actually there to shop.
Example #1. Mall-Security just kicked that guy out because he was being loud and disruptive and used foul language, I am so thankful that that douchbag has left the building.
Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.
Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.
by intent December 27, 2007
mall security which doesn’t know how to do their jobs, all they do is kick teenagers out for “loitering” everyone pretty much goes here to deal drugs, vape, or fight.
sherwood park mall security: TiMe oUt! you need to leave if your not buying anything!
teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay
teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay
by whitesuburbia April 11, 2019