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Kind of an oxymoron, actually. It's the lack of a tan you'd get from spending too much time at the mall being exposed to only artificial lighting. Related to the "motel tan".
All that black clothing sets up a nice contrast to your mall tan.
by LaughingGravy August 16, 2005
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