A scientific scale allegedly used to measure the objective worth of birthday gifts.
(Scene: Two scientists, hereafter referred to as #1 and #2, are in a windowless lab testing out recent gifts on the Moll Scale)
#1: Okay, what's next?
#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.
#1: Let's start measuring.
#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!
The process of scoping out hunnys and getting their numbermore...
the rules are:
• Never go alone (that’s called stalking)
• Hunny hunt at you level nothing below a 6 on the 1-10 scale of hotness (anything below a 6 is not legally considered a hunny)
• Dress good , unless at beach were no shirt is accepted every where else must dress “goodly”
• Try not to be out numbered by girls that way it is harder for them to "kick you to the curb"
• Be aware girls travel in packs
• Pick out a prime location (park, beach, mall, movies etc….)
• Help a friend get a fine hunny even if it means talking to the ugly one
• Don’t use cheesy pick up lines Ex. (did it hurt……when you fell from heaven)
• Rock, Paper Scissors settles all problems that occur during hunny hunting (best 2 out of 3) counted by 1..2..3..shoot (go on shoot)
• Hats are frowned upon except in the case where your hair is messed or you look good in a hat
• A hunny hunt is considered successful when personnel information is exchanged (phone number, screen name, or name even) a conversation most have occurred
• Do not brag about anything that is a major turnoff and will ensure failure
• Lying is bad to
• If Hunny Hunting out of a car have the car be a nice car (NO MINIVANS(unless it is a cool minivan) and have good music playing (I.E. Rob Thomas – Lonely No More)
• Always follow the “80% Rule” (this rule is so there is no major and awkward age gap) (the rule works like this take the youngest persons age and divide...
A beautiful brunette woman containing the brightest blue eyes able to be seen with the human eye. A Caysie is known to rank on her worst day at least a 15 out of 10 on the gorgeous scale. The general population of Caysie's can be found in the central ohio area chasing around her cat. The best known form of Caysie is the Caysie Nicole breed. However, they are on the endangered species list and should be cherished if found.
I spotted a Caysie today at the mall, she was so out of my league!
A comic book hipster kid who makes fun of hipster kids. Awkward with a bizarre sense of humor. Loves his clothes colours. Also works at a video game store in the mall. You cannot hang out with a kid like this without laughing. He comes up with great ideas on a minute to minute basis. Takes lots of care with his appearance, and does very well at it. Hopeless romantic. Also mixes and listens to TONS of music, including R&B, even though he is the whitest kid you know.
Alexander QuestionMark: "on a scale of one to hipster, i'm a fucking hipster."
a moderately attractive girl
from the MAG system of designation. This system was developed to categorize, label, and describe women. Named after the most common "MAG" designation.
A "MAG" or moderately attractive girl is one who rates somewhere between a 6 and an 8.5 on a scale of 0 to 10 (with 10 being most desirable.) These account for most women in the world. Others are designated as follows:
0-3 scale being designated as UG-OS (ugly women)
4-6 scale being HAGS (hag-like women)
8.5 to 10 scale being AGS (attractive girls)
Further designations can be made within each class of distinction by adding the descriptors "high", "medium", or "low" before the system rank name.
This system can be used in the company of only men, but is more often used in mixed company to go undetected when discussing a woman's desirability in her presence.
::NOTE:: the MAG system is subjective and meant to be used as a tool to help the parties discussing women express their ideas. The "desirability" of a woman is not solely based on appearance, but on many factors.
Let's go down to the pump; it's karaoke night and I bet that place will be a hot, brooding mag-nest.
How are things going with Emily? She's a high mag, man. Jessi is cool but she is a medium mag and you deserve better.
Next time we are at the mall just take a look around. You never see mags and ags together, the species don't intermingle. It must be a self esteem thing.
Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).
"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."
It looks like it's pretty much been defined..Abercbrombie is a worthless store that markets crap clothing to the typical 'popular crowd' as well as the insecure dregs who want to 'fit in' with the self centered, materialistic "popular crowd", and it is generally seen as a status symbolmore...
Also, the clothing is generally EXTREMELY overpriced, and one can purchase very similar items that are mroe or less the same thing at Aeropostale, American Eagle, or Hollister (which is also owned by Abercrombie)
Abercrappie also features regualar hits such as "pre-worn jeans" which come beautifully quipped with holes in them. No thanks, but I'll run over my own jeans, and save the $80
I know this because I went to high school, and I saw that the preppy, popular kids always wore it, and I could never understand why. I wanted to fit in so bad, so I tried it. I unfortuanely wasted money on this shit, and was consequently made fun of by my REAL friends, who told me that I was blowing money on crap that I could easily purcahse at other stores, and that it didn't even look good on me.
Pity I didn't listen, when all along, I should have realized that I was posing to be people that didn't give a damn about me, and only cared about wasting their parent's hard earned dough to pose as slutty or preppy, superfifical asswipes.
I don't know why or how it's the case, but if you live in a rich area, that's predominantly white, you will see the 'Abercrombie effect' avoid at all costs, and ...