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A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.
Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?

You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?
by glamrocker December 19, 2010