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kalosh malosh 

This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.
Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.
kalosh malosh by BaytownFatboy November 2, 2011
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Milkoshaky 

A milkoshaky is a word my boyfriend made up when he was showing me his in n out milkshake.
I don’t know man please publish this I’ve tried 3000000 times but um milkoshakys are good
Milkoshaky by Itz ya girl Eli December 2, 2018

malooshka 

Large breasted afro-carribean woamn, previosuly seen on Big Brother. Is obessed with damned Cherryade. Is currently advertising as prostitute
Yo geez, i need the malooshka, now i'm fucked after having bunned thy zooten snafen for dem franchise boyses in the jungle. i now need a canadian back-rub.
A races messiah, or savior.

In certian legends a warrior of unwavering will, who would act as an immortal martyr.
"The Malkoth has come!"
Malkoth by Graham Aberem October 25, 2006
the lack of male company in a brothel
e.g man that was a right malosh - i wish that werent such a malosh - i wish i was in a malosh right now
malosh by ben n penny June 14, 2007
Malkish is the most beautifulness baby in the world. If you see her you would die to be her. The cutttesstt ever I swear.so tiny with a beautiful face.Make her happy cause her smile lights up a whole room.Trust me you wish you were her.
Malkish most beautiful and cute
Malkish by Cutest ever July 2, 2019