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smokin mexi who really enjoys soup. most malintzins are called "mal" by their math substitute teachers, then the teacher grabs the back of their neck. but dont worry, all malintzins are invincible:] they will always turn into pterodactyls. they often see yao ming purchasing raspberry snow cones. when a teacher walks by, the malintzin will make a supernatural sound, originating from the throat, and will point under the right of left thigh. the malintzin is a very interesting creature but is lovable and loved by all:]
THE MALINTZIN IS MORE BABE-ISH THEN THE ALLIE H.
by thatonepersonwhoisaperson March 14, 2010